How do Muslims feel about Halloween?

Who doesn't like free candy, I will tell you, Muslims.  In our exploration of the Muslim community, I was hell bent to take advantage of this day to find out whether or not Muslims engage in Halloween.  Of course it would be harder to find them on such as day as Halloween, as we would not be able to simply look for cross dressing men, or women who look like mummies and ninjas, no, now we would have to weed out the people who were imitating them, and find them, perhaps imitating us.

I spent a good deal of the day scouting out possible Muslims in disguise.  At several points I thought I had found Bin Laden, however it was just a fraternity student thinking that he was being funny.  I also came across a number of individuals who I thought may have been potential suicide bombers, but after involving the local Police Department, it was determined that they too were individuals with a bad taste in humor.  I had almost given up when I had come across this subject, ID # 1114, who was not in fact Trick or Treating, nor was she dressed up, but she was displaying some bizarre characteristics for Muslims in the US. 

SHE was out and about without a male counterpart anywhere to be seen.  At first I thought perhaps he was wearing a costume, but then I came to the conclusion that she was alone, as there was no one else in the store except for the clerk.  "Perhaps she is in need of more candy" I thought to myself, but that in fact was a wrong lead as well.  She was in the convenient store to gather coffee, and nothing more.  She had no male escort, and had left the house alone, perhaps she was on a suicide mission, for she would surely be killed upon returning home.  She engaged in small talk with the cashier, sounding surprisingly American, and then left the store after paying.

I decided to follow her, and found that she was not only alone, but she was also driving a car!  The grand Mufti would be rolling in his grave if he were to see this.  Women driving alone, Muslims at that.  I contemplated the idea of following here, but she was too quick to evade the parking lot and made it through the intersection before I could reach my car and pursue her.  I hope to encounter subject ID # 1114 again, as she may be leading a revolution within the Muslim people.

I have come to the conclusion that Muslims appear to not celebrate Halloween at all.  No Muslim homes were answering their doors for Trick or Treaters, nor was I able to come across one Muslim child dressed as a ghoul or superhero, however I did find a disturbing number of people dressed in imitation of Muslims.  

Reported 10/31/2011 - Donald Rascal