Muslims and the retarded

While walking through Wal-Mart the other day, I stumbled on this less than par subject, for one reason or another I have assigned him a number, Subject ID # 0786.  I say less than par because he is obviously suffering from some type of a mental disability of sorts.  When I found him, he was struggling to get into this costume, apparently of Scooby. His biggest issue was getting the bottom section over his diaper.  I began to wonder to myself where his guardians were at, certainly no right minded person would leave a retard like this out in the open to harm the public.  Then I realized we are not talking about right minded people, we are talking about Mohammedans.  I asked this subject a few questions, such as where I might find his caregivers, or what he was doing here, to which he responded, "I is a dog, Scooby dooby doo".  I do not think that I will be following this subject for any further research, possibly for the observation of how Mohammedans treat the handicapped, but other than that, any information he may contribute would serve to destroy the credibility of my findings in this Neo Mohammedan movement.  As I was getting ready to notify a store attendant, his older brother came up, not paying much attention to me, but rather more concerned as to what his brother was doing. 

I came to understand that they were there to gather supplies for Thanksgiving, perhaps to take the much needed supplies from us Americans... could it be a Neo Mohammedan plot to buy out all the Thanksgiving supplies before we have gotten around to shopping?  I will touch on this in just a moment as to why I think this may have been the case.  Are they planning some event on this blessed Turkey Day?  I decided that it would be of good value at this point to at least get a visual record of Subject ID # 0786 for future occurrences.  As I turned to take his photo it was then I was certain that he was in fact a retard.  He was standing there saluting his reflection in the mirror, now thinking that he was a GI JOE. 

As they began to circle the store, the Mohammedans began to amass all the napkins, paper plates, plastic cutlery, and other much needed supplies for Turkey Day.  Any rational person may have concluded that they were just preparing for another picnic, but I am more intellectual and scholarly in the field of these Neo Mohammadans, and I can only conclude that they are attempting to take this much needed holiday from us.  Thanksgiving is a day we can all unite and celebrate that we have successfully killed 2.5 million of them Mohammedans, all the while only losing 6,000 of our own.  God is great, they got that right, too bad it is the wrong God!

Reported 11/19/2011 -  Donald Rascal