Muslims showing public display of affection?

I was out and about this last week, tracking my various subjects and their respective activities in every day life.  Subject ID # 2241 has been very peculiar of his windows and doors, looking behind himself often, as has his wife, so I may have blown my cover there, perhaps with some time they will come to forget about the "random flash" outside their window that night.  Subject ID # 1114 has not shown up to the locality in which I initially encountered her, so there has been little progress.  Lexi has been persistent in trying to find her, but it has yielded little results, as she is not trained in subject tracking like I.  Subject ID # 7783 appears to use his restroom at a minimum of 5 times a day, only to wash himself, in the sink?  He takes a shower in the morning and the evening, but at other various times through out the day he uses the sink to wash himself.  I can only conclude that he is obsessive compulsive.

While out this week I have noticed an interesting phenomenon that I am only logically able to draw the conclusion of being this Neo Mohammedan movement in action.  I have seen a startling rise in the number of Mohammedans who are showing public displays of affection, such as holding hands, giving hugs, and even slight kisses to each other in public.  From my experience working for Bush Sr., I was most certain that traditional Mohammedans did not do this.  In fact I was most assured that women did not leave the house, unless it was on fire, and even then they would seek the permission of the closest man nearby.  Public affection would certainly be punishable by stoning.  I thought I knew all there was to know about Mohammedans and their ways, but here in America, it appears that this Neo Mohammedan movement is creating a discourse in what the traditional Mohammedans practice, and what they are doing in America.  Now I see male Mohammedans in the kitchen, females out of the house and driving, coed outings and gatherings, and public displays of affection, what has come of Mohammedanism?

Sadly, in a final note for the post, I have broken my recently acquired Canon camera, in a drunken accident, so to say.  I was certainly irate after the accidental flash that blew my cover with subject ID # 2241, and while Captain Jack Daniels and I were spending some quality time together, my Canon took a spill, towards the wall.  I will hopefully have it fixed in the not too distant future and be able to submit more photos of the subjects, perhaps in display of this public affection.  My webcam in subject ID # 7783's restroom is still operative, but has yielded no interesting photos, or photos that I would want to show the viewers of this blog.  None the less, my efforts will prevail, and I will expose the Mohammedans for what they are, terror driven savages with a unified goal of controlling and overthrowing the US.  God bless our country!

Reported 11/9/2011 -  Donald Rascal