What are Muslims really doing at BBQ's?

I Was stumbling around in the local park after a run in with a group of angry, or possible feral Muslims when I noticed a gathering.  Trying to seek refuge and a break, I happened to realize that I was walking into a further disaster.  This was a gathering of Muslims, and worse they were putting on a ruse.

This pack of Muslims had gathered in the park for what they called a BBQ, however I could locate no pork, ribs, bacon, burgers, hotdogs, or beer.  They had rice and lamb, and they seemed to be stockpiling it as if they were preparing for a demonstration of some sort.  Well despite my recent run in with those others, I decided that I would stick around and perhaps gain some insight to the Muslims in community settings. 

They claimed it to be a BBQ, and as I addressed already, there was no proper food or beer for a BBQ, nor was anyone playing sports of any type or engaged in swim suit activities.  I was beginning to feel this was perhaps a suspicious setting when I heard a strange yet familiar.  "Salem Likum brother, are you familiar with the Prophet Mohammed" a voice said from behind me.  It was just then that I realized this was no BBQ, no, it was a recruiting for the Mohammedans. 

They had created all this food and were giving it to unsuspecting individuals in the park who were in need of food, homeless and unemployed individuals, or individuals with families, but at the same time telling them of Mohammed.  This was certainly a ruse.  They even went as far as to include an African American who they may have paid to pose as a Muslim to talk to the other Africans in the park.  I decided that as a good American, it was my duty to stop this farce, but how?

I was outnumbered, as there was nearly 20 of them, and who was going to stop all the hungry people that they were feeding?  I decided to call Lexi Cunningham and see if she could provide some aid, but she was off tracking Specimen ID # 1114.  Realizing the odds of making it out of this situation unharmed, I decided it was better to agree with them, listen to the conversation, and then quietly and slowly walk away.

Reported 11/1/2011 - Donald Rascal